Yup, you read it right.
Ok, there's too much that happened in school to tell you about.
But here's something for you all....
Have you heard yourselves speak? Actually, basically, you should. Know why? If you listen hard, you'll know how many empty words you use. But why blame you? We are all as guilty as accused. We pedicate evry other sentence as you know.
If the other person knew, why would they listen to us?
Even more irritating is 'value added'. Right from cornflakes to shoe polish everything seems to have more than you pay for. Hurray! When you buy a packet of gum, you get the value added.
You get the wrapper free, see?
It is 97% fat free- if something is fat-free, it has no fat. If it is 97% free of fat, why not say it has only 3% fat?
Undisclosed, secret location-If a location is undisclosed, its secret. Like duh!
Armed and dangerous criminal-if someone is armed s/he will be dangerous right?
Climb down-climbing is always up!
Gathered together- you can't be gathered apart, can you?
New recruit-all recruits are new, in case you didn't know.
Serves no usefu;l purpose- to serve a purpose means to be useful.
Past history- PUH-LEEZ! whoever heard of future history????
Past experience-ditto as above
Same diffference-whats that supposed to mean???
Adults over 21- no comments
Ok, thats one part over.....how many times did your mother tell you to pick your humongous number of clothes dumped on the floor?
Probably, a zillion times right?
Believe it or not, there's a word for it. 'FLOORDROBE''
Basically, no mentally sane person needs to realize it is made up of floor+wardrobe.
So, next time you can tell your mother about the floordrobe thingie.
REMINDER- P.S. Do this at your own risk. I will not have the blame put on me if you mom does you-know-what!
On standby, till next time
Byeeeeee!
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